The Rocky Horror Purity Test by Rod Rombauer and Janel Adair speling corected, fixed grammar, and generally updated by Shawn McHorse (also changed all Waffle House references to Denny's references) Have you ever seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show (video or wherever)? Been to Rocky Horror at a theatre? More than 5 times? More than 10 times? More than 69 times? More then 100 times? More than 500 times? Ever been considered part of a 'cast' (i.e. performed)? More than 3 times? More than 20 times? More than 100 times? Picked someone up at Rocky? Been picked up by someone at Rocky? Slept with someone you met at Rocky? More than 3 people? More than 10 people? Slept with a 'cast member'? More than 3? More than 10? Necked/petted during Rocky? Had oral sex during Rocky? Had sex during Rocky? (FUCK the back row!) Been propositioned by a cast member or someone you met at Rocky? And gone through with the proposition? More than 3 times? Propositioned someone just because they'd make a good cast member? Been on a cast for more than a month? A year? 5 years? 10 years? Ever seen 'Shock Treatment'? More than 3 times? More than 10 times? More often than you have Rocky? Do you know the words to any 'Shock Treatment' song by heart? All of them? Ever been part of a 'Shock Treatment' cast or performance (in any way)? Seen a 'Shocky Horror' double feature? Do you have the full costume for more than 1 Rocky character? More than 3? All of them? Have you played more than 1 part in a cast? (At least once) More than 3? All of them? Did you change your feelings about your sexual orientation because of Rocky? Did you find out you were right? Have you slept with more than 1 cast member at once? More than 2 at once? Been involved in a cast orgy? Actually done something real during the 'bedroom' scene? Have you ever done a 'Peek-a-Boo'? Been complimented afterwards? Seen Rocky in more than 1 different theater? More than 3? More than 10? Seen Rocky in more than 1 state? More than 3? Been involved in a 'Truth or Dare' game with cast members? Been involved in 'Strip poker' or other stripping game with cast members? And lost? Do you know more than half of the Denny's (Perkins, Big Boy, etc) menu by heart? All of it? Do you not even look at the menu anymore? Skipped Rocky but still gone to Denny's afterwards? Ever gotten sick on Denny's food? Not gotten sick? "Forgotten" to pay your bill? Then gone back the next week and did the same thing? Made the "normals" mistakenly seated in your section feel welcome? Participated in a deep-throat contest on ketchup bottles? And won? Done a floor show at Denny's? Had a sugar packet fight? Had a coffee cream fight? And hit your waitperson? Been thrown out of Denny's? Been thrown out of other 24-hour diners? Been thrown out of EVERY 24-hour diner in your area? Been rudely insulted because of your Rocky attire? Been praised because of it? Been assaulted because of it? Been pulled over by a police officer while wearing your Rocky costume? Gone into a convenience store wearing full Rocky makeup and costume? And gotten compliments from the clerk? Been called a 'Fag' or 'Dyke' at Rocky (with malice)? Created your own 'AP Line'? Have people laugh at it? Hear someone else yell it at a later date? Been booed by the audience because of a particularly rude line? Been assaulted by an audience member because of a line? Had an audience member complain to management that you were being 'loud and obnoxious'? Been considered the 'Cast Slut'? Slept with the 'Cast Slut'? Done something totally unrelated to Rocky with most or all of the Rocky group? (Picnic, outing, camping trip, etc.) During daylight hours? Ever stayed up for more than 48 hours without sleep during a 'Rocky' weekend? Been to a sci-fi or gaming convention with either cast members? Headed you own cast? Been 'de-throned'? Met any of the original RHPS actors? Met any of the Shock Treatment actors? Know the Rocky Horror Bible by heart? Own a Rocky Horror related book? All of them? Own the RHPS comic books? The trading cards? A bootleg of RHPS? Bootleg with Japanese subtitles? The released tape copy? The Laser Disk? The video of Shock Treatment? Own any Rocky Horror clothing? Posters? Buttons? Bumper Stickers? Audio tape? CD? London cast album? Boxed set? (Either CD or Tape) Any Tim Curry album? Bat Out Of Hell? Any Little Nell album? Official A.P. album? Met 'Uncle Sal' (Piro)? Curtis Meshing? Injured yourself while performing at Rocky? Gone to Rocky stoned? More than 3 times? Gone to Rocky drunk? More than 3 times? Gone to Rocky on acid? More than 3 times? Sang any 'Monty Python' song at Rocky or cast function? Watched 'Monty Python' with cast? Watched 'Ren And Stimpy' with cast? Watched a porno with cast members? Seen The 'Rocky Porno Video Show'? With cast members? Gotten severely aroused because of one of these group viewings? Had it lead to something steamy? Taken a 'Regular' Purity Test? More then 3 times? As a cast function? Had the lowest score on cast? The highest? Dated a cast member for more than 3 months? More than a year? And was faithful? (Is having sex only with other cast members considered being 'faithful'? :-) Got married to cast member? Got divorced from them? Got married AT Rocky? Performed pregnant or injured? Was asked to play a part at the last second? A part you have never played before? And did a good job? Brought more than 3 people as virgins? More than 10? Been dis-owned from family or friends because of Rocky? Told yourself 'I need to get a life'? Told everyone else at Rocky 'I need to get a life'? Been burned out on Rocky? Said you would leave Rocky forever? And came back? The next week? Within a month? Sat out in the lobby during the entire show? Joined cast because you were tired of paying for the ticket? Gotten sick at Rocky? (Threw up) Lost your virginity to a cast member or someone you met at Rocky? De-flowered someone you met at Rocky? Been hit on by your non-preferred gender at Rocky (bisexuals excluded from this question)? And yet have it lead to something steamy? Played more than 1 part in full during 1 performance? Watched a Movie/TV show just because one of the Rocky actors was in it? (The Hunger, It, Clue) Ever performed while under the influence of drugs or alcohol? And no one noticed? Considered yourself a 'Rocky Junkie'? Gotten kicked out of your home or apartment because of something Rocky related? Tried to explain what Rocky was to your parents? Taken your parents to Rocky? Have your parents show up at Rocky without you knowing about it? Taken a 'Road Trip' with other cast members to see or perform Rocky in another city? Get involved with a cast just for sex? Gotten a STD from a cast member? Given an STD to a cast member? *****