from spinal@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu

Okay, so I was really bored in the car on the way home from my
grandparents' house, but i think it's kinda cool...
To the tune of "Look What I Did To My Id" from Shock Treatment

Like a newbie wantin' groovy pics of Jenny Mc-C
He'll be spammin' he'll be wantin' some quick cash from me
the net will get pretty nasty yet
but there's one place to go
oh alt cult movies rocky h
oh alt cult movies rocky h
with rocky horror in profusion
and shock treatment in the soul
eliminate the spammers
and write how much we hate bob dole (it's the only rhyme i could think 
of)
Ruth types Brad and Janet prequel to ST
Katzir posts the AP script once a year
Cosmo has a site on the n-e-t
If you need RH stuff there's no need to fear
j. alan pfaff is pretty damn cool
young male denny's patron
been to most of 'em
pee-seven-aye-seven-seven f-a-q
sponsored by the zen room is the coolest one-yeah
(musical interlude)
well janet is the slut
and brad is the asshole
if you like rocky horror
now you know the place to goooooooo
we may seem like lifeless addicts
but rocky horror is a life that makes us quite emphatic
oh alt cult movies rocky h H
oh alt cult movies rocky h

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